Even for me this is quite a task. I think I may have overstimated myself this time, but so Mr. Bones says, and so I have to do. I think he is still angry at me for the incident of the past year but, hey, it was Shiro's birthday and I wanted it to be hot! I just got a little bit carried away and, well, there was some minor accidental property damage. But everybody was fine. I mean, who cares about such triffles on a party, right?
In the end, Mr. Bones said he had a "mission" for me here on Nordia and to the north I was shipped. So, I wonder: is Skull Chief alright? You don't need much brain to realize I am completely OUT of my element here, RIGHT?! Which makes me think Mr. Bones is punishing me as if I were a bratt! Who does he thinks he is? My old man?! Mind you, I'm old enough to be on my own, Bone Head!
But... if anything, Mr. Bones knows something about this place: it's cold as hell, but it's RIPE with hot chicks who know how to have fun! Oh, man, you gotta have seen their faces when I came in the pub! It was like their eyes were sparkling with anticipation. It was hard to pick one, but then came in this tall blondie mama and I said "Boy, here is my shag!". The girl's name was Kremovy (or so I think) and turns out she wasn't just a mere extra-sized package of goodies but someone up in the ladder of The Grey Union, if you get what I mean. How did I managed to know, you ask? Well, there goes one of my "Hot Rules For Hot Shagging": if you are aiming to score with a mama with whom you need to turn your neck up to see her eyes, you better get her drunk to the brim, otherwise, you don't know what she might do when she gets too steamy.
Well, you have heard the saying that goes: "Turmagans are like ice: the chiller, the hotter." That night I found out it was true and, for first time, I was happy Shiro hadn't said yes to me yet or I would have missed the joyride of shagging this chick was. And to think it was her DEBUT! Geez, I feel a bit scared to think what this gal could do with a bit more of experience. No kidding when they say that turmagan soldiers are trained to ENDURE. And, now that we are touching more martial topics, it turns out that at least one of the political parties of The Grey Union IS actively dealing with The Black Forge in some sort of co-joint project dealing with some mumbo-jumbo I couldn't understand entirely. Something about some sort of power inside really small thingies that lie inside certain types of ore that is released upon smashing. I couldn't grasp it all, but it sounded like some sort of weapon to me, so I feel that's why Bone Daddy sent me here, knowing that I could litt up these chicks into blurting out. Yeah: Bone Daddy knows his business better than any skeleton around the block. So, for now, I guess I will stay around a bit more to see if I can shag-out some more insights into this "business" about "small thingies full of energy". I just hope Shiro doesn't gets to know where I am or it's gonna take a good deal of time to change her mood in my favor again. For now, let's not idle and keep things shagging hot!
- "Harad" Ateshahzad, Fist-A-Flame.
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