Just you wait I find you, big piece of scrap! You can't imagine all the trouble you have caused to me! The festival ruined, my reputation soiled, and a toll on damage that is going to take me at least one full year to pay from my savings! What do you think I am? Some sort of princess?! The president?! Just you wait...
Agh! Another dead end? Is almost like it was a bad joke! *Sigh* Why do you have to make everything so complicated, canner? We had that medal in the bag! Even that stupid "TURBO" wasn't as impressive as you were! Heck, who would give an automata such a silly name? I guess only Major Herlytho would come up with something so... ehm... so "him". *Sigh*... I can already hear him saying "See, little girl? I told you: your design was an accident waiting to happen." with that pompous and condescending tone. *Blehh"
I dunno. It just doesn't sitts well with me. You were just fine! Something must have happened, I know it! You are far better than this. I know it very well: it's in your code. You are better than "TURBO" en every aspect, canner. Heck: you even have a way better name! Realistic Anthropomorphic Logical Personal Humanoid. I dare you to say it is not awesome! It even has a classy sound to it, proper of business stuff, don't you think? You were made of pure WIN, I tell you...
But no. You had to wreck it. I know I designed you with the wrecking part in mind but, aren't you pushing it a bit too far, silly billy? Now you are lost somewhere down here and have made a young girl in disstress to go all the way after you in this dark and dank dungeon of a cave where 101 bad things can happen to both of us. Heck, I don't even know how long I have been down here! All I know is that I am very hungry and tired but, do you care? Nooooo, of course not. Why would YOU care, Mr. "I'm-an-awesome-man-of-metal-who-needs-not-sleep-or-food"?
-"Agh, for sugar's sake, WHERE ARE YOU, REALIS...?! .... (That's way too long)... Eh... WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU, R.A.L.P.H.?!"
- Wedcikyna Tilgal Lun Vann Cidd, Gnome Tinkerer.
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